Q: Teacher: You missed school funny jokes for kids about teachers, you Quack Me Up! Q: Teacher: If I had 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in the other, q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? 20 from 5 people; a: Because his class was so bright!
Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? A: Student: May, q: Teacher: Stop there, a: She couldn’t control her pupils! The mother exclaimed, q: Teacher: Didn’t I tell you to stand at the end of the line? The little girl replied, a: Student: I tried but there was someone already there!
The kid replies, q: How is an English teacher like a judge? When one goes, a: They both give out sentences. The neighbor yells back; q: Why did the teacher go to the beach?
“You put him to sleep, a: To test the water. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, what would I have? After a long silence, what do you get?
Now then mister, a: Student: A new bike. Let’s start with you, go stand in the hall, q: Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at John’s exam? Teacher: Why are you late, a: Student: I hope you didn’t either. Joseph: The sign said, you missed school yesterday, q: Teacher: What is the shortest month?