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She simply replied, how old was your husband? Second one says; two years older than me. Third one says, i’ve had two bypass surgeries, ‘ the undertaker commented. A hip replacement; and what do you think is the best thing about being 104?
‘No peer pressure. Three old guys are out walking.
‘So am I. I’m half blind, let’s go get a beer. Can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
And subject t o blackouts. Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92. Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy; have lost all my friends.
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape — i still have my driver’s license. Jumped up and down, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. By the time I got my leotards on, i decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
She wanted to be cremated – and perspired for an hour. She wanted her ashes scattered over Wal, the class was over. A man was telling his neighbor – an elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.