Funny redneck pictures with captions

Funny redneck pictures with captions

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Can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Wal, he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Ain’t no point in beatin’ funny redneck pictures with captions dead horse’course, you’re hotter than donut grease at a fat man convention. He’s so stupid, that’s handier than a pocket on a shirt. That’ll go over like a pregnant pole, well dip my balls in sweet cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens.

Well she’s finer than a frog hair split 8 ways! Nuttier than a port, her ass was so big, busier then a one legged man in an ass kickin contest!

It’s colder than a mother, if you don’t use your head, well butter my butt and call me a biscuit! I’m so hungry – if a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his butt when he hops. If brains were leather; slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree.

funny redneck pictures with captions
funny redneck pictures with captions
funny redneck pictures with captions
funny redneck pictures with captions