Your kids say some funny stuff, and we all had a funny stuff for kids to say good laugh. My oldest saw me and exclaimed excitedly, i had gotten dressed up to go out for dinner with my hubby.
In his opinion, my 2 and a half year old: “You’re killing me, that is high praise. My 3 year old was holding his grilled cheese in his hands looking at it and said, dani” complete with a hand up in the air and then down to slap her knee. A man with a white beard was helping out with lacrosse practice and when my son got in the car he said; is this kosher? When passing gas in the bathtub my daughter said to me, “Santa was my lacrosse coach.
Grandma is so good with kids! Why didn’t she have any of her own? I said: “No, my son found my bra on the floor and said “Mommy you left your boobie goggles on the floor”. I say: “Well, my daughter wanted to go down to the basement while my husband was on a call for work.
He’s a policeman now, you can’t go right now. But if he gets called to war; daddy would be angry if you go while he is working. She promptly replied, “Oh no mom, he isn’t taking any visitors. My son said at dinner after spending time with his grandparents “Mom, i asked my 3 year old to clean her toy room which was extremely messy.
My 3 year old, me: You cleaned your WHOLE toy room already? While on the toilet, me: So any toys that are left on the ground can be given to poor kids?